Words cannot Espresso how much you Bean to me

It was 1'O clock in the afternoon, with occasional drizzle, the sun was hardly visible. The day had been cloudy through out but, I was waiting for the one. She was about to arrive. 

We decided a really cool coffee shop, they serve amazing coffees. It is like, if you take a sip, it gets all Christmasy in your mouth.

After waiting for 10 minutes or so, she arrived. In a rainy weather like this, she was the petrichor writers romanticize about. 

I pulled the chair for her. We exchanged smiles and started conversation about how beautiful the weather is. 

I ordered a ..... Well, I don't remember what I ordered! But, she ordered an Espresso. 

Our coffees were served. As we were sipping our coffee, we noticed that a fellow at the counter looks similar to Gunther, and we both were to each other, 'Did Gunther somehow lost his way to India' LOL 

Hey, I am half a Chandler because, I make lame jokes. And somehow she got used to my bad jokes. Chandler fans out there! Sorry.  

As she was sipping her cup of coffee, 

I said 'I cannot Espresso how much you Bean to me' (I was really skeptical with the success of this joke)

She looked at me. Few seconds of silence.

She gulped down her little amount of espresso already in her mouth... And busted into laughter.

We laughed for straight 2 minutes. I won't forget that rainy day. It was one of the most special. ❤

(Picture from the movie: The Garden of Words)

Of all the planets, of all the possible galaxies which might exist and of all the 7 Billion people, I had to meet you and feel something. Writers say that we are all made of star dust. If it is so, you are my favorite Star dust. ❤ 

It is funny how destiny works, it works in a mysterious way. 

But you know what, 

It is even funnier how my jokes work, in my head it sounds perfect but, when I say it! Damn! Boom! Ears start bleeding!  

The other person would be like 'Congratulations! You might have found the lamest joke of the world'!  

And my head is like, there comes a sarcasm, that is my forte. 

Sometimes even the walls of my room are funnier than me. And don't even talk about the doors, they are so dumb, they just understand Knock-Knock jokes. 

Sometimes, I make stupid jokes, very stupid and end up looking stupid. But we all have a way of motivating our own self. 

I remember in the movie Ice Age 4, 

Lewis asks the pair, Crash and Eddie:  how they manage to stay so happy and as the Ice Age advents he asks,

"Doesn't it worry you that this is the end of the world?"

and they reply,

"I guess we can tell you our secret...Because we're very, very stupid."

So may be, so be it.

Stay Stupid. Stay Happy. ☺